✨ Why This Works:
🪐 WHEN YOUR KEYBOARD HATCHES A XENOMORPH EMBRACE! FACEHUGGER IMPLANTATION MODE ACTIVATED! 👾
⚠️ WEYLAND-YUTANI APPROVED BIO-MECHANICAL KEYCAP – PARASITIC PROTOCOL ONLINE!
👉 NOSTROMO TACTICAL INTERFACE:
Mount Facehugger Specimen Unit on ESC key →
"In the silence of deep space, your keystroke births the ultimate organism."
*(Syncing with LV-426 atmospheric resonance!)*
⚠️ CAUTION: Prolonged deployment may induce:
• Obsessive scanning for egg-shaped desk ornaments
• Sudden chest-bursting reflexes during conference calls (Audible cracking sounds included)
• Uncontrollable urge to hiss at fluorescent lighting
• Paranoia toward lukewarm office coffee ("Is this... royal jelly?")
💀 SAFETY OVERRIDE:
▸ Avoid proximity to synthetic colleagues (may trigger Ash-level input sabotage)
▸ DO NOT moisten keycap – acidic blood corrosion voids warranty
▸ If keycap detaches & scuttles toward ventilation shaft: CONTAINMENT BREACH IMMINENT
🔒 CORPORATE LIABILITY WAIVER:
"Victims of accidental implantation agree to waive all rights in favor of Weyland-Yutani Bioweapons Division. Praise the Company. Glory to the Hive."
🎨 Product Description
- Product Name: Alien Facehugger Doujin Keycap
- ⌨️ Product Switch: MX-compatible mechanical keyboard switches
- 📏 Adaptable keycap size: 1U
- 🖨️ Product material: 3D printing high-precision red wax resin
- ✨ Product Type: Doujin Custom Keycap
- 📦 Packing List: Facehugger Doujin Keycap ×1
⚠️ WARNING
*The price is only for a single keycap, and does NOT include the keyboard or other props.
*🚫 Choking hazard - small parts. Not for children under 8 years.
🔧 Matters Needing Attention
- 📦 Please open packaging carefully before assembly to avoid damage.
- 📖 Read assembly instructions carefully before installing.
- 📸 Product photos show the finished model effect (painted/processed) - for display reference only.